对“年轻者”的忠告

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　　Advice for “Kid”

　　A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65， never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s， 80s， or 90s. So when something has to be moved， lifted or loaded， they yell，“Get the kid.”

　　忠告“年轻者”

　　这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，

　　千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。”

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