读笑话学英语：为抄近路走墓地
the cemetery shortcut
为抄近路走墓地
two men were walking home after a halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs。
万圣节派对过后，两男人图个乐呵，打算抄近路穿过墓地回家。
right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows。
走到墓地中央时，他们被从迷雾中传来的“答、答、答”声惊吓到了。
trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones。
正当两人害怕得浑身颤抖时，他们看到是个老头拿着铁锤和凿子，在一块墓石上凿着什么。
"holy cow, mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "you scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! what are you doing working here so late at night?"
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