For the Dog

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　　The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.

　　"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?" "Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"

　　喂狗

　　一家人在饭馆里吃过晚饭，父亲把服务生叫了过来。

　　“先生，什么事？”服务生问。

　　“我儿子的盘子里剩下许多肉，”父亲说，“能给我们一个袋子吗？我把剩下的东西带回去喂狗。”

　　“啊呀，爸爸！”儿子激动地叫喊着。“咱家养狗了吗？”

　　NOTE

　　seat vt 使坐下

　　be seated 坐

　　call over

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