What A Genie
Bill Clinton is driving up to the White House when he runs over Socks the cat and kills it stone dead. Next to the cat he finds a lamp. He rubs it and out comes a genie which grants him a single wish.
“Revive the cat，” says Bill.
“Sorry，” replies the genie， “That's too difficult.”
“OK，” says Bill， “Make my daughter， Chelsea beautiful.”
“Wait a minute，” answers the genie， “Let me take another look at that cat.”
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