Computer Joke(1)
Tech Support：“I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer：“Ok.”
Tech Support：“Did you get a pop-up menu？”Customer：“No.”
Tech Support：“Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu？”
Customer：“No.”
Tech Support：“Ok，sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point？”
Customer：“Sure，you told me to write‘click’and I wrote click‘。”
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