A boy writes home hinting that he needs money
Dear Father，
school is really great. I am making lots of friends and studying very hard. With all my stuff， I simplyn't think of anything I need， so if you would like， you can just send me a card， as I would love to hear from you.
Love，
Your son.
After receiving his son's letter， the father immediately replies by sending a letter back.
Dear Son，
I know that astronomy， economics， and oceanography are enough to keep even an honor student busy. Do not forget that the pursuit of knowledge is a noble task， and you can never study enough.
Love，
Dad
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