节食者加菲猫的告白-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画
jon:garfield,i know dieting is tough for you.
乔恩：加菲猫，我知道节食对你来说很艰难。
jon:but,you've really sunk to the depths this time!
乔恩：但是，此刻你已经真的陷进去了。
garfield:hey！i'm sure i'm not the first dieter to lick the pages of his candy wrapper collection.
加菲猫：我确信我不是第一个舔收集来的糖果包装纸边缘的节食者。
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