Marriage Joke(30)
Over breakfast one morning，a woman said to her husband，“I bet you don‘t know what day this is.”
“Of course I do，”he indignantly answered，going out the door on his way the office. At 10 AM，the doorbell rang，and when the woman opens the door，she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses. At 1 PM，a foil-wrapped，two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrive. Later，a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman shouldn‘t wait for her husband to come home.“First the flowers，then the candy，and then the dress！”she exclaimed.“I’ve never spent a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my whole life！‘
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