英汉双语笑话一则：餐桌失言
dinner table gaffe --- bonny hughes
a couple invited some people to dinner. at the table, the wife turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "would you like to say the blessing?"
"i wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"just say what you hear mommy say," the wife answered.
the daughter bowed her head and said, "lord, why on earth did i invite all these people to dinner?"
餐桌失言---邦尼·休伊斯
一对夫妇邀来客人共进晚餐。就餐前，妻子转身对他们六岁的女儿说：“宝贝，来做餐前祷告，好吗？”
女儿答道：“我不知道讲什么。”
妻子道：“就讲你听妈咪讲过的。”
女儿点点头，说道：“主啊，我到底为什么请这些人来吃晚餐啊？”
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