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盘点那些令人抓狂的英语绕口令

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  1. can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

  你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗?

  2. i wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, i won't wish the wish you wish to wish。

  我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想,但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想,我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想。

  3. i scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream!

  我叫喊,你叫喊,我们都喊着要冰淇淋!

  4. how many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?

  a good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies。

  如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼,那么他能做多少小甜饼呢?一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼。

  5. the driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch. 这个司机喝醉了,他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。

  6. whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not。

  whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot。

  we'll weather the weather whether we like it or not。

  无论是晴天或是阴天。

  无论是冷或是暖,

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