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自己做好准备--双语幽默笑话

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Prepare Yourself

自己做好准备

A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop."

校园里流传着这样的故事:一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报,上面写着:“妈妈-我所有功课都不及格,被学校开除。让爸爸做好准备。”

Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."

两天以后,他收到了回电:“爸爸已准备好。你自己做好准备吧!”

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