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我很高兴I'm Glad--双语幽默笑话

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I'm Glad

我很高兴

A Sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," she said, "has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"

一个主日学校的教师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“听着,孩子们,”她说,“你们当中有谁曾让别人高兴过吗?”

"Please, teacher," said a small boy, "I've make someone glad yesterday."

“我,教师,”一个小男孩说,“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”

Well done. Who was that!"

“做得好,是谁呢?”

"My granny."

“我奶奶。”

"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

“好孩子。现在告诉我们,你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的?”

"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, ad stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home.' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

“是这样的,教师。昨天我去看她,在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我对她说:‘奶奶,我要回家了。’她说:‘啊,我很高兴。’”

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