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  百万富翁

  主管人:我妻子使我成为百万富翁。

  助 手:以前你是什么?

  主管人:千万富翁。

  Millionaire

  CEO: “My wife made a millionaire out of me.”

  Assistant: “What were you before?”

  CEO: “a multimillionaire.”

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