森林之火
One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. “Husbands are like wood fires； they go out if left unattened.”
“Does that mean，” asked the other， “that they make ashes of themselves？”
一名妇女向她最好的朋友大谈雄性动物的特性：“丈夫们就像是森林里的火，一不注意，他们就会燃烧起来。”
“那是不是意味着，”另一个问道，“他们将自己烧成灰烬？”
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