园艺手套
For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring， since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday， while I was gardening， my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said， “Well， you'll notice that my hands are bare.”
Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. “Happy birthday，” he said， as I unwrapped a new pair of gardening gloves.
几个月以来，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的结婚戒指，因为我对黄金有点过敏。生日那天，我正在干园艺活时，丈夫问我想要什么礼物。我举起双手说：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的两手都是光光的。”
那天晚上，我满怀热情地拆开了丈夫送的礼物。“生日快乐！”他说。我打开一看：里面包着一双园艺手套。
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