你的马价格真是太便宜了

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　　After his beloved horse died， a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this：“ Horse saddle and bridle for $50.”

　　Inadvertently the paper added a comma to the ad， which read instead：“Horse， saddle and bridle for $50.”

　　Immediately someone responded to the ad，“ That's an awfully cheap price for a horse，” said the caller，“ What's wrong with your horse？”

　　“Well， he is dead，” replied the man who placed the erroneously typed ad.

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