英文笑话:Chauffeur told me
A rich Beverly Hills lady got very angry at her French maid. After a long list of stinging remarks about her shortcomings as a cook and housekeeper， she dismissed the maid.
The maid， with her Gallic ancestry， couldn't allow such abuse to go unanswered.
"Your husband considers me a better housekeeper and cook than you， Madam. He has told me so himself."
The rich bitch just scowled and said nothing.
"And furthermore，" the angry girl continued， "I am better in bed than you！"
"And I suppose my husband told you that， too？"
"No， Madam，" said he maid. "The chauffeur told me！"
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