服务员的应对措施--双语幽默笑话
customer: waiter, i've only got one piece of meat in my dish.
顾客：服务员，我盘子里怎么只有一块肉？
waiter:just a moment, sir and i'll cut it in two.
服务员：先生，请稍候，我去把它切成两块。
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