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　　At a wedding，there was a child that walked down the aisle. Every two steps he stopped，put his hands up in the air like claws，and gave a little roar. So it kept going. Step Step Roar，Step Step Roar. When he finally got to the altar the guests were in tears laughing. When asked why he was doing this he said，“I was the ring bear！”

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