趣味图片英语笑话： Dwight 德怀特（双语）

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nice shot!you're on fire, dwight!

射的好，你开枪了，德怀特！

the subsequent prizes is the cuddly and often overlooked part of an execution

随后的奖励是一个可爱的经常被人忽视的组织

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