开车逆行的高龄老司机--双语幽默笑话

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There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!"

一位高龄老人开着车在高速公路上驾车时，接到了妻子打来的电话，妻子焦急地告诉他说，“赫尔曼，小心！我刚从电台上听到报道说，在280号公路上有一个疯子正在开车逆行！”

Herman says,"I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!"

赫尔曼说，“我知道，可是不是一个，而是成百上千个！”

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