没有一个被淋湿--双语幽默笑话
a: i saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.
a:我看见7个女孩共撑一把伞却没有一个被淋湿。
b: oh, that must be a very big umbrella.
b:啊?那一定是把很大的伞吧!
a: no, it wasn't raining.
a:不是,当时并没有下雨。
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