生财有道
Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible， so instead of having a dress drycleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings， she boasted to my father， “Just think， Fred， we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.”
“Good，” my dad quickly replied. “Wash it again！”
母亲决定尽可能地削减家务开支，于是她自己动手洗了一件衣服，而没有送到洗衣店里去干洗。母亲对自己的节约之道非常得意，对父亲吹嘘道：“弗雷德，你想想，我们现在又增加了五块钱的积蓄，因为我自己动手洗了这件衣服。”
“好哇，”我父亲立即答道。“那就再洗一遍吧。”
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