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使别人高兴--双语幽默笑话

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a sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?

一个主日学校的老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。现在,孩子们,她说:你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?

please, teacher, said a small boy, i've made someone glad yesterday.

我,老师,一个小男孩说:昨天我就使别人高兴过。

well done. who was that?

做得好,是谁呢?

my granny.

我奶奶。

good boy. now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.

好孩子,现在告诉我们,你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。

please, teacher, i went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. then i said to her, ‘granny, i'm going home,’ and she said, ‘well, i'm glad’!

是这样的,老师。我昨天去看她,在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说:‘奶奶,我要回家了。’她说:‘啊,我很高兴!’

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