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加菲猫得了健忘症-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画

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liz:perhaps garfield's amnesia could be cured by lightly traumatizing his cranium.

莉斯:也许加菲猫的健忘症可以通过使它的头骨轻微地受到伤害而治愈。

jon:knock my cat on the head?!who would ever do such a thing?!

乔恩:敲打我家猫的头部?谁曾经这样做过?

mailman:may i be of assistance?

邮递员;我可以帮助吗?

jon:you stay out of this.

乔恩:你最好远离这儿。

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