那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事83：班和笨驴
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Class and Ass
班和笨驴
Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today.
格拉斯哥的劳里教授在门上贴了这样一个通知：“劳里教授今天的课程取消。"
A student,after reading the notice, rubbed out the "c".
一个学生读了通知后，擦掉了字母"C"（lass：姑娘）。
Later Professor Laurie came along, and entering into the spirit of the joke,rubbed out the "l"
后来劳里教授来了，也想开开玩笑，他擦掉了字母“I ”( ass:笨驴)。
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