那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事30：照相机
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事Camera
照相机
On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap,disposable model. Sal asked the owner, ¨Do you have any of those throwaway cameras?
在前往威蒙特参加一个婚礼的路上，我和丈夫意识到我们忘了带照相机。我们在一家百货商店门前停了下来，希望能够买到一种便宜的，一次性照相机。萨尔问店主：“你们有那种用了就扔的照相机吗？”
"Look,fella," replied the owner, "I don't care what you do with it after you buy it."
“我说，小伙子，”店主回答说，”我可不管你买了之后怎么处理它。”
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