赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之高尚职业笑话(10)：你真是有问题了！(双语)
Unit 10 You Do Have a Problem 你真是有问题了！
A man reported to his doctor that he was having trouble going to the bathroom.
一位老兄对医生说明他上厕所有困难。
“Do you urinate in the morning?” asked the doctor.
“你早上有小便吗？”医生问他。
“Yeah, every morning at six o’clock.”
“有，每天早上六点钟。”
“And how are your bowel movements?”
“那大便情况如何？”
“Seven o’clock very morning, just like clockwork.”
“像时钟一样，我每天准时七点钟上大号。”
“So what’s the problem?”
“那问题到底出在哪里呢？”
“I don’t get up until eight.”
“我八点钟才起床。”
英语知识点解说：
1.have trouble doing sth 做某事有困难
=have difficulty doing sth
=have a hard time doing sth
=have problems doing sth
与此类相反的表示法则为：have a good time doing sth 做某事很愉快）。
例：I'm having trouble getting into these pants.
（这件裤子我很难穿进去。）
That's because you have such a hard time losing weight
（那是因为你减肥很不顺利。）
2.urinate vi. 排尿；小便
=make water
wee-wee 小便（小孩子使用之口语）
take a leak （男孩子）上小号（俚）
3.bowel movement 大号（名词）
move one's bowels 上大号（动词）
bowel n. 大肠
take a dump 上大号（俚）
4.clockwork n. 钟表的机械装置
like clockwork 像钟表一样准确
例：In Germany the trains run like clockwork.
（在德国，火车就像钟表一样准确无误。）
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