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a letter black write to white

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  Dearwhite,somethingyougottoknow.

  亲爱的白种人,有几件事你必须知道。

  WhenIwasborn,Iwasblack.

  当我出生时,我是黑色的。

  WhenIgrowup,Iamblack.

  我长大了,我是黑色的。

  WhenI'munderthesun,I'mblack.

  我在阳光下,我是黑色的。

  WhenI'mcold,I'mblack.

  我寒冷时,我是黑色的。

  WhenI'mafraid,I'mblack.

  我害怕时,我是黑色的。

  WhenI'msick,I'mblack.

  我生病了,我是黑色的。

  WhenIdie,I'mstillblack.

  我死了,我仍是黑色的。

  You―――whitepeople,

  你―――白种人,

  Whenyouwereborn,youwerepink.

  当你出生时,你是粉红色的。

  Whenyougrowup,youbecomewhite.

  你长大了,变成白色的。

  You'reredunderthesun.

  你在阳光下,你是红色的。

  You'rebluewhenyou'recold.

  你寒冷时,你是青色的。

  Youareyellowwhenyou'reafraid.

  你害怕时,你是黄色的。

  You'regreenwhenyou'resick.

  你生病时,你是绿色的。

  You'regraywhenyoudie.

  当你死时,你是灰色的。

  Andyou,callme“color”?

  而你,却叫我“有色人种”?

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