外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹306:一个醉汉的忏悔(中英)
A priest was hearing a woman’s confession When a drunk stumbled into the booth on the opposite side. As the priest was finishing with her he heard the drunk groaning as if in quite some pain. He slid open the other panel and asked "Are you ok?" All he heard was another groan. He asked again and the drunk finally replied, "Yeah, I feel lots better. Do you have any toilet paper on your side?"
一位牧师正在听一个妇女的忏悔,这时一个醉汉跌跌撞撞的走进了牧师另一边的暗箱。当牧师结束倾听那个妇女的忏悔以后他听到那个醉汉在呻吟,那声音好像是很痛苦的样子。牧师把另一边暗箱的门拉开问:“你没事吧?”这时他又听到了一声呻吟。他又问了一遍后那个醉汉回答:“没事,我感觉好多了。你那边有手纸没有?”
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