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树叶没了之后(中英)

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  When the Leaves Are Gone

  On a beautiful Octorber day,my husband and I were taking a drive through the Georgia mountains. When traffic slowed to snail's pace,we assumed there was road construction or an accident ahead.

  My husband reached for the CB radio and asked,“Can anyone tell me when the traffic returns to normal?”

  Came the raply:“When the leaves are gone.”

  树叶没了之后

  十月份一个美丽的日子里,我和丈夫驾车穿越乔治亚山区。当交通慢得象蜗牛一样时,我们估计前面在修路或者是出了交通事故。

  我丈夫伸手拿出无线电话,问道:“有人能告诉我交通什么时候恢复正常吗?”

  回答传来:“树叶没了之后。”

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