想做坏梦
Excuse for Speeding
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.
‘Why on earth were you driving so fast？' the policeman yelled. 'Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident！'
超速的理由
哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。
“你们为什么开那么快？”警官喊道。
“我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”
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