成功法则
young doctor： Well, Dad, now that I'm hanging out my
shingle, can you give me some rules for success？
Father： Always write your prescriptions illegibly and your
bills very plainly.
年轻的医生：哦，爸，现在我都挂牌开诊了，你能给我些成功法则吗？
父亲：总是把药方写的难以辨认，而帐单却清清楚楚。
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