爱占小便宜不愧为吝啬鬼的本色--双语幽默笑话
the notorious（声名狼藉的） cheap skate explaining to a friend how to find his apartment. he said. ′come up to 5m and ring the doorbell with your elbow. when the door open. push with your foot.′
一个出了名的吝啬鬼在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
′why use my elbow and foot?′
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”
′well. gosh,′ was the reply. ′you're not coming empty-hangded, are you?′
“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。
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