最听话的爸爸--双语幽默笑话
a father of five children came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, "who is the most obedient（顺从的） , never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?" he inquired.
一位有五个孩子的父亲带着一件玩具回到家里，把孩子们召集起来问这件礼物该给谁。“谁最听话，从不和妈妈顶嘴，让干什么就干什么？”他问道。
there was silence, and then a chorus（合唱，齐声） of voices: "you play with it, daddy!"
大家都不吭声。过了一会儿，孩子们异口同声地说：“爸爸，您玩吧。”
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