英文笑话:She choked
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit， he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her.
On doing this， she lets out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from his suggests the man should go in and try oral sex， saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed.
The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later， white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happen to which the man replies： "She choked."
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