蜗牛的故事
When a snail crossed the road， he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room， he was asked what caused the accident.
“I really can't remember，” the snail replied. “You see， it all happened so fast.”
Notes：
（1） snail n.蜗牛
（2） run over碾过（在地上的某人或某物）
（3） regain v.恢复
（4） consciousness n.知觉
（5） emergency n.紧急事件；紧急情况
Exercises：
根据短文回答下列问题：
① What did the snail do one day？
② What happened to him ？
③ Where did he regain consciousness？
④ Could he till remember what caused the accident？
蜗牛的故事
一个蜗牛过马路，被一个乌龟从身上碾过。在急救室里它恢复了知觉，有的人问它事故是怎样发生的。
“我记不起来了，”蜗牛回答说，“你瞧，一切发生得都太快了。”
练习参考答案：
① He crossed the road.
② He was run over by a turtle.
③ In the emergency room.
④ No， he couldn't.
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