Shopping On Line
Shopping On Line网上购物
I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM thingy.
今天上班时我看到一位女士，把一张信用卡插到她的软盘驱动器里，又非常快速地拔出来。我问她为什么这么做，她说她正在进行网上购物，他们要求她提供信用卡号码，于是她正在使用自动取款机。
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