第二幕（笑话）
一个男人带妻子去百老汇看戏，第一场幕间休息时，他非常想小便，于是赶紧去找洗手间。 他徒劳地到处寻找，终于发现一个有树叶装饰的喷泉，因为没发现附近有人，于是他决定就在这里解决问题。 他回到观众席时，第二幕戏已经开始了。他在黑暗中找到妻子，问她:“第二幕戏我错过得多吗？” “错过？你在戏里面！”
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