The Weatherman
The Weatherman天气预报员！
A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello？ How the heck do I know？ What do I look like, a weatherman？" He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed. "Who was that？" asked his wife. "I don't know. It was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."
丈夫和妻子睡得正香，电话响了。
丈夫拿起电话说:“你好。我怎么知道！难道我象个天气预报员吗？！”他扔掉电话又躲进被窝。
“谁呀？”妻子问。
“不知道，有个人向我打听海滨地区是否晴天。”
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