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Okay,so a Texan rancher comes upon a farmer from Maine. The Texan looks at the Mainer and asks,“Say,how much land you think you got here?”Mainer:‘Bout 10 acres I’d say.“Texan(boasting):Well,on my lot,it takes me all day to drive completely around my property!”Mainer:“Yep,I got one of them trucks too.”
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