那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事121：我刚刚把它给摔坏了
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
kate: mom,do you know what l'm going to give you for your birthday ？
觊特：妈妈，你知道我要送你一件什么生日礼物吗？
mom：no，honey，what？
妈妈：不知道，宝贝，是什么呀？
kate：a nice teapot．
凯特：一把漂亮的茶壶。
mom:but i've got a nice teapot.
妈妈：可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。
kate: no,you haven't.1've just dropped it.
凯特：不，你没有。我刚刚把它给摔坏了。
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