那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事179：裸泳
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Skinny dipping
裸泳
One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher,Mrs. Smith,emerging from nude bathing. When Mrs. Smith saw Jimmy,she grabbed the nearest object - which happened to be an old wooden box - and held it in front of her.
有一天吉米去池塘游泳，但在他跃入水里前看到他的老师史密斯小姐正从裸泳中冒出头来。当史密斯小姐看到吉米时，她赶紧抓过离自己最近的一件东西——碰巧是一个旧的木盒子，挡在自己前面。
"Young man,I know what you're thinking," she said.
对他说：“年轻人，我知道你在想什么。”
"And I know what you're thinking,"replied Jimmy. "You're thinking that box has a bottom on it!"
“我也知道你在想什么，”吉米答道，“你一定以为这个盒子是有底的！”
单词&词组
steak 牛排，肉排
whin 荆豆；棘豆
skinning dipping 裸泳，也可说nude swimming
dive in 头朝下跳入水中
spy 让看见，发现；间谍
nude 裸体；裸体的
grab 抓住，吸引
bottom 底部；末尾；臀部
知道不知道
说到裸泳，股神巴菲特【Warren Buffett）有句经典名言“You only find out who's been swimming naked when the tide goes out．“【只有退潮时，才知道谁在裸泳），用来指只有去除非理性市场因素，才能看清哪些公司具有真正的投资价值，哪些公司只不过是投机炒作。
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