那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事180：总是我
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
lt's always me
总是我
A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?"
一位父亲对他的儿子们说：“你们的妈妈明天要烙一张馅饼，谁要吃呢？”
The oldest son replied: "Father, I'll eat it all！"
大儿子说：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。”
The father then said: "Tomorrow l'm going to butcher a pig.
父亲接着说：“明天我要杀一头猪，
Who is going to eat it?"
谁要吃呢?”
The same son answered: "Father,I'II eat it all!"
又是大儿子说：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了.
The fathar added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field, Who is going to plough?"
父亲又说：“明夭我们要耕地，谁想耕地呢？”
The oldest son answered again: " lt's always me .always me. Now it's someone else's turn to volunteer!"
大儿子再次回答道：“总是我，总是我，这次还是让其他人来做吧。”
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