英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇时尚娱乐8：狂欢圣诞(双语阅读)
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第二部分 时尚娱乐
Unit 8 Merry Christmas 狂欢圣诞
英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇8：狂欢圣诞(双语阅读)
After Lemmas com ripens as much by night as by day.
拉马斯节后，庄稼日夜成熟。
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
小镇的一个警官让一个在主大道上超速驾驶的摩托车手停下来。
A:But officer, I can explain.
长官，请听我解释。
B:Just be quiet, I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.
闭嘴，我要让你在监狱里冷静冷静，直到警长回来为止。
A:But，officer, I just wanted to say. . .
但是，长官，我只是想说……。
B:I said to keep quiet!You're going to jail!
我说过闭嘴，你要进监狱了!
(A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner.
儿个小时后警官去看囚犯。)
B:Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back.
幸亏警长今天参加他女儿的婚礼去了，回来后他心情肯定比较好。
A:Don't count on it，I'm the groom.
别指望啦。我就是新郎。
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