英语笑话:好消息和坏消息（士兵版）
导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧(*^__^*) ……
The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. One day, the general announced: “My men, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which one would you like first?”
“The good news!” they all shouted.
“OK,” said the General. “The good news is that you will each be receiving a complete change of clothing.”
“Hurrah!” chorused the soldiers.
“And now for the bad news. Jack, you will change with John. John, you will change with Tom. Tom, you will change with Robert. Robert...
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