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  Two guys John and Dick were just about to go to sleep when they realized the gate to their car garage was not yet closed. Each one wanted the other to go and close it. Dick came with a solution he said,I will ask you a question if you answer it properly you will close the gate otherwise I will close it. Bright idea!Said John,go ahead and ask. Well said the Dick,There is small domestic animal,it spends most of its time in the house and sometimes it roams in the garden,it catches mice and cries mew,mew,I mean meow,meow. What is it?Well,that must be a fish answered John. After thinking for moment Dick exclaimed Oh!You got it!!

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