Idiots Joke(60)
Jack met Claude in the street and noticed that Claude was carrying a small parcel.‘Been shopping then，Claude？“he asked.”Yes，“replied Claude，”I’ve just been to the perfumery to by a present for the wife‘s birthday tomorrow.”“Oh，yes？“said Jack，”what did you get her，then？“
“A bottle of toilet water. Very expensive this little bottle cost me twenty-five dollars！”
“Twenty-five dollars for a bottle of toiler water？”said Jack in amazement.“Why don‘t you come home with me？You can have all you want for nothing！”
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