英语幽默小故事带翻译：Change places 调位（中英双语）
42.Change places
42.调位
The assistant curator of the museum came to the head curator with a couple of problems.”Sir, the mummy is damp and getting moldy, and the white mouse in the maze exhibit has developed dry skin.”
博物馆馆长助理找到馆长反映了一个问题:“先生，木乃伊现已受潮开始发霉了，但在迷宫中展览的小白鼠的皮肤变得越来越干澡。”
The head, curator thought a minute，then advised, "Put your mummy where your mouse is.”
馆长听后，想了一会儿，说:“把木乃伊放到白鼠那儿去吧。”
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