看笑话学英语08:Free advice?免费的建议?
听笑话学英语:Free advice? 免费的建议?
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
医生和律师正在一个宴会上交谈。他们的谈话常被一些人打断，那些人向医生描述自己的病症，期望获得免费的治疗建议。如此这般一个钟头后，医生有点恼火，于是他问律师：“如果不在办公时间，你是怎么阻止人们向你咨询法律问题的？”
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
“我会给他们建议，”律师回答，“然后我会给他们寄去帐单”。医生很震惊，但他还是决定这么试一试。
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
第二天，带着点犯罪感，他准备了帐单。
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
当他准备将它们放到邮箱里时，发现了一张来自律师的帐单。
英语单词学习：
1 interrupt
vt. 中断；打断；插嘴；妨碍
vi. 打断；打扰
n. 中断
短语
interrupt latency 中断延迟 ; [计] 中断等待时间 ; 中断潜伏期 ; 间断推迟
interrupt priority [计] 中断优先权 ; [计] 中断优先级 ; [计] 中断优先 ; 寄存器
Interrupt controller [计] 中断控制器
interrupt handler [计] 中断处理程序 ; [计] 中断处理器 ; [计] 中断处理函数 ; 理程序
interrupt mask [计] 中断屏蔽 ; 隐中断字 ; [计] 间断屏蔽 ; 寄存器
error interrupt [计] 错误中断 ; [计] 出错中断
disabled interrupt 禁止中断 ; 失能中断
interrupt processing [计] 中断处理
pending interrupt 推迟中断 ; 未决中断
eg：Turkin tapped him on the shoulder. "Sorry to interrupt, Colonel."
图尔金拍了拍他肩膀说：“对不起，上校，打断你一下。”
2 exasperater
n. 惹人生气者；激怒他人者
3 shock
n. 休克；震惊；震动；打击；禾束堆
vt. 使休克；使震惊；使震动；使受电击；把…堆成禾束堆
vi. 感到震惊；受到震动；堆成禾束堆
adj. 浓密的；蓬乱的
Eg：The little boy was speechless with shock.
这个小男孩被吓得说不出话来。
短语
Electric shock 触电 ; [电] 电击 ; [临床] 电休克 ; [外科] 电震
Cultural shock 文化冲击 ; 文化休克 ; 文化冲突 ; 文化震撼
seismic shock [地震] 地震冲击 ; [地震] 震波冲击 ; 地震震动 ; 地震
cardiogenic shock [内科] 心源性休克 ; [内科] 心原性休克 ; [内科] 心因性休克 ; 休克
Bottle Shock 酒业风云 ; 酒质受损 ; 恋恋酒乡 ; 醇酒醋男
shock front [航] 激波阵面 ; [物] 激波前沿 ; 爆炸振动波前锋 ; 振动波面
shock waves 冲击波 ; 休克波 ; 震波 ; 激波
neurogenic shock [内科] 神经源性休克 ; [内科] 神经性休克 ; [内科] 神经原性休克
endotoxic shock 内毒素休克 ; 内毒素性休克 ; 是导致内毒素休克 ; 探讨内毒素休克
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